Confucius say....
A 23 year old finance student at San Jose State is writing the nation's supply of fortune cookie nuggets of wisdom. That explains everything!
"Her mission: to infuse dessert with her upbeat brand of fortunetelling while eradicating those stilted old-school proclamations ("Your dog will be king") that often owe their oddball nature to being bad translations or misinterpretations of ancient Chinese proverbs."
(Read on at USAtoday)